Le sigh

Le sigh.

Tragedy has struck! Ok not really, but on a serious note, I am living a bad soap opera. Drama to the nth degree. What do you say to someone who you have nothing to say to? Nothing. Yep, thats what you say, you just smile and nod and hope to god and the devil that they get it.

So my thoughts are supposed to be random, not in any particular order, but it seems that somehow ive managed to unrandomize my random thoughts. le sigh

1. Why is it that, when you try to communicate with someone about something you want, and you tell them specifically what you need/want/looking for, that they just dont get it? Its like talking to a foreign parrot who only speaks on language and can say "alfederzen"

2. Boys really are the devil, whether they want to admit it or not, they walk around sporting their high hair, their cool tats, their innocent smiles, but when it comes down to it, they are the D-E-V-I-L. They have no remorse for their thoughts, and why should they, they are boys after all right?

3. Whats with all this hoopla about being in a recession? Seems to me, people are still spending the same amount they spent three years ago, or is it just that im spending the same amount?

4. Bras! Oy vey! These things suck! You have to keep readjusting, and pulling and tugging and fixing, and then when all thats said and done, you end up with quadra boob, quadra boob is the enemy, its like krytonite for women. And finding a comfortable bra is pointeless they arent out there and they dont exist.

5. Kids and marriage. This seems to be a sensitive topic amongst most people now a days. Why? Why cant i just have the kids but no husband but with the spouse income? It makes no sense when you break it down, that more homes would be functional if the husbands just all lived together allowing the wives to take care of the home and what not, that way they would have to take care of themselves and we could continue to keep our houses and lives clean and man free. For the most part.

6. Food, really ladies, FOOD. What a wonderful concept. Why cant they make food that tates super but is like ZERO fat and makes you lose weight? Not possible but, they can teach a monkey to talk? FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!

Ok since my rant is done, I just want to say, have a great week!