Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Sometime in the near future from the last post....

Ahhhh the joys of responsibility. ACK! I dont want to be "responsible" anymore. Maybe it came from my urge to listen to the deftones minerva at ear drum popping levels on my phone or maybe from the people that surround me at my work places. ACK!
We are moving, we are blowing this French Fry stand, and moving back to the 602. Yes, my friends who don't know your are codes, the "602" is Phoenix. Good ole metro Phoenix. *sigh*
Back to traffic, gun control in schools and best of all Irish pubs with in crawling distance of your house. Yes CRAWLING. God I love Irish pubs.
Nothing exciting ever happens here in this small town, at least not enough to make me want to stay and definitely not enough to make this a destination "hot spot". I find that people here are self induced, intrinsically privileged and people like that make me want to vomit on them. Yes I said VOMIT. Now don't get me wrong people here, well at least the ones that aren't transplants from another state, the natural Oregonians, are awesome! I love people from oregon, they have a sense of duty and love for their environment. They enjoy it and wants even more they appreciate it. These asshats from other places come here and bitch and piss and moan about the prices of this and the wait time for that, and the looks of the fat people walking down the street.
Well mister my ass doesn't smell like shit it smells like 1,000 dollar eau de touilett , I have news for you, you do stink and yes those jeans don't make your flat ass look good.

I'm almost done with my story, well not quiet i lied and boy was it convincing eh? I'm 7 pages into a 250 novel. Trust me, I can think of many things to write about and it would take 250 pages just to break the ice. For those that don't know its about people, and being allergic to said people. Yes I am allergic to people. I get hives, shortness of breath, sweaty palms, gas, my spleen swells and my i seep ear wax. I cant wait to release it because i think it will characterize how I feel about all my friends, and most importantly those that aren't. Don't worry, for those that are my friends, well nothing bad was said unless i was witness to a drunken night. Then be prepared for some embarrassing memories!

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Today is beautifully carnal

I decided, a month or so back to start a blog, i promised to write every day and as in my nature, I forgot, time slipped away from me and I left you hanging.

Not that anyone really reads this blog yet, but i feel as though i may have let you down in the future.

What has happened since I last logged on?
Oh so many things! Where to start.

I met a friend, went on said date with friend, to watch a movie we didn't watch. Oh my! When is it that your too busy talking to enjoy a movie?

So, I made some decisions, not sure if they are good or bad or indifferent but they are, well they just are.

I decided that I was going to stop making new years resolutions, I never stick to them, I dont even believe in them.
I decided that I wanted to dye my hair blue.
I decided that I wanted another tattoo, but of what i have no idea, where no clue, just that I want one.

I decided that Vegas is going to happen. Its my best friends wedding for fucks sake, how can i miss that?

That Im not fond of people as much as i would like to be.
I just dont care for them anymore.
Some people entertain me but others just disappoint me.

Ok so im done, thanks for reading, and I hope that I will be able to get on here more often to start my stories and share my ideas and thoughts!